as you read this, i'll be shivering atop Huangshan (Yellow Mountain) with my tattered underwear lining my flimsy inadequate summer jacket. i've scheduled this post's release for precisely the time i'll wish to be dead from hiking exhaustion, mercury freezing temperatures and the anthrax i picked up in central China (11:15pm Thursday night). anywho...

like a good boy, i should've posted these photos immediately upon leaving Mongolia but i was sidetracked by my PSP purchasing obsession. well, here they are, possibly 2 of my prouder photos from the Mongolia herd:

The Gobi Desert Sunset

Sand Dunes in the Gobi

eat it

Posted by thejerk at 11:15 PM | Permalink

listen up you fat bitches:

coming atchu straight from Beijing, here's a photographic experience of epic proportions of a non-touristy, non-over-renovated (read: rebuilt), non-easily-navigable, non-full-o'-touts-and-overpriced-drink-vendors, no-fee section of the Great Wall of China. one of the 'wild wall' sections as it's known in Chinese circles, Jiankou is officially off-limits to tourists but the combination of incompetent chinese limited policing and my extremely large testicles allowed me one illegal overnight stay atop the wall that is indeed quite great.

if you want instructions on how to get there, i have a photographic memory as well as washboard abs able to open stubborn beer bottle tops (but that's neither here nor there) so give me a shout and i'll send over my schematics, blueprints and weightlifting statistics (no, 400 lbs bench wasn't just a rumor).

i'm so busy being sick in china, i had little time to do much except lay in a pool of my own excretions. accept my humblest apologies you porkers.

Posted by thejerk at 08:21 AM | Permalink

i'm tired of it all.

some pictures here:

non-Angkor Wat Cambodia:
South of Siem Reap

Angkor Wat Cambodia:
Angkor Wat

Carvings of Angkor Wat:
Carvings of Angkor Wat

suck it

Posted by thejerk at 10:58 PM | Permalink

hang out at the only local cinema in Ulan Bataar (capitol of Mongolia - UB for those in the know) and you're likely to get a parade of uber-trendy Ulan Bataarians accompanied by a mini-parade in your ever-tightening short pants.

as usual, "HELLO, Yacht LADY!" applies here.

Posted by thejerk at 10:49 PM | Permalink