to the two korean girls i met in puerto princessa's puerto pensione, i lost your email addresses. i can blame it on forgetfulness, alcohol or premature onset of dementia but that'd be lying. instead i blame it on my lepresy ravaged fingers and the oversensitive 'delete' key on my computer. and that's the truth so help me Lord Vishnu and his team of fighting monkeys.

email me. thejerk(@)thejerk.org