for those not familiar with the euphemism, "bar-girl", think desperate young asian girl and perverted old westerner using each other as a sort of "escape". keep in mind, the philippines, for the most part, is poor and full of dead-beat filipino dads who have an inclination to scram once the "indicator turns pink". combined with a brainwashed devoutly catholic country that's outlawed abortion, the streets are teeming with eligible women that once impregnated, are widely considered "past their expiration date" so to speak. enter elderly westerners socially conditioned to be unconcerned with once-knocked-up ladies and you've got yourself a perfect marriage only the gods - and bankruptcy - can undermine. it just so happens that the two species tend to meet at seedy girly bars and the first "rendezvous" is generally determined by the size of the westerner's bank account or a crisp $20 bill.

click on picture to see more, damn you!

and for those of you that frown upon my overuse of the double quotes, you should see me speak in person. i finger quote at a rate of once ever 3 seconds. for example, whenever i say, you can "suck it" or the many immature references to double entendres that make up the majority of my conversations.