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May 13, 2005

Myanmar Pictures

Burma, what a swell country full of swell people and sweltering weather. More updates to come.

highlights include:

- more temples and pagodas than you can imagine
- your humble explorer dons a dress (for a month straight), uh, in the name of research. yeah, that's it. research.
- the friendliest people on the planet
- the worst (or one of the worst) governments on the planet

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regards,
il jerkino

April 04, 2005

laos pictures

dear drooling masses,

don't be confused, i didn't misspell "louse" so you're not gonna get a series of parasite pictures. but, i suppose that all depends on your opinion of backpacking german or french tourists.

not too much going on in laos. just a pleasant country with the number 2 friendliest people in the world after cambodia. and fear not for i made not a single dong joke in my pictures (i think).

Laos Pics

thejerk

March 10, 2005

Vietnam photos during my tour of doodie

hear ye, hear ye.

swine, vermin and countrymen, lend me your cauliflowered ears and gucci wallets. my time in vietnam is chronicled in digital photographic form and ready for consumption by the salivating dogs that you are. highlights include:

- nothing because vietnam is not my kinda place.
- conical hats
- vietnam war memorials (they call it the "american war")
- "dong" jokes til the cows come home - which turned out to be february 28, 2005.
- buffy the vampires layer

try not to go too hog-wild:

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February 07, 2005

cambodia pics

ok, so i didn't do much in cambodia except drink and otherwise laze about but honestly, i've never met more amazingly amiable people during my entire years of travel. and seriously, who would've thunked cambodian girls would be so lovely. white chicks say the dudes in cambodia are hot as well but i don't really know too much about that.

album highlights include:

- Hog Rider, oscar contender
- the making of Hog Rider
- Cambodian village life
- Spangkor Wat Temples

enjoy:

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January 12, 2005

the end of china (pictures part IV)

yakshimesh!

finally, china pictures end but with perhaps one of my favorite moments of all time... when i was able to molest an extremely endangered animal.

highlights include:

1) a freckled chinese kid so cute, i nearly kidnapped her
2) panda-monium! judging by the smile on my face, i've never been happier in my life!
3) idealized and stereotypical "chinese town"
4) hong kong w/ the yangs (some would argue, this is the lowest point of my entire china trip)

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enjoy you silly fruitcakes!

P

January 06, 2005

china pics (part 3) - the wild west

nearing the end of china pics (fortunately).

click here for china 3 pics

highlights include:

- pornographic pastry packaging
- end of the great wall (in west china)
- uighur minority madness
- a french canadian tool
- and the filthiest toilet in the world

enjoy!

December 30, 2004

mongolia pics

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i (heart) mongolian girls!

the jerk

December 14, 2004

china pics (part 2)

some semi-non-boring pictures from china. highlights include me being sick, the great wall, beijing and shaolin temple. enjoy you human piles of dung!

click here for China 2 pictures

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December 09, 2004

china pics (part 1)

uploaded pictures taken in the south of china (about 3 months ago). i've defeated the communist "great firewall of china" to finally get my pictures to my website.

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