she's at it again!

(www.mcclatchydc.com)

absolute genius. my hat's off to the chinese butt fondler. it's the perfect situation for vengeanceless grab ass, really. you're in front of millions on international television. in the spotlight, your victim has little recourse but to endure a tender caress lest she make a dramatic scene that has international incident written all over it. check... no check mate.

that decides it; from this day forward, i train day and night to be a top ranked female beach volleyball olympian. (anyone know of under-16 tournaments in the greater metropolitan San Francisco bay area?)