i need a vacation from India. if i had to lay blame, i'd point a finger at the horrible food, bird flu near calcutta, and wave after wave of swarthy indian men more than happy to voluntarily wag their genitalia in my general direction. i've never experienced a nation such as this filled with so many public urinators in my life!

thejerk.org is going on hiatus while thejerk flies to Thailand for a month of R&/orR (feb 7 to mar 6). upon my return, i should be recharged to face the filth and chaos (and inevitably the plague) that exists only in India.

i may or may not update my site. if you object, you can suck it. if you wish me well in my month of beaches and sexy thai ladies, you can still suck it.

suck it, bitches!!!!