if you can get over the fact that a grown man spent the past 2 nights sleeping on garfield bedsheets, you'll be able to see the strange fruit displayed before you. in my quest to educate you drooling ignorami blockheads, this post is the first in a series of 'fruity' and educational reports that highlight the amazing array of wacky edible products in asia.

(fyi, there's little to no internet in these parts of indonesia - east of lombok. you're lust for thejerk.org (formerly meatcondom.com) updates may have to wait until i return to civilization).