10,000 and counting

good guess but no, that's not the number of chicks i've boned - in the past week. sadly, you divide that number by 10,000 and you get the number of chicks i've boned - in my life. subtract 1 and you get the most scientifically correct answer to the number of chicks i've boned in my life. have the definition of "boned" encompass arousal during women's ncaa volleyball on ESPN2 and we're back up to 10,000.

getting away from my sad and useless existence, the number actually refers to the volume of photographs i've taken ever since i bought my now 20x canon camera (about a year ago). i've always been a fan of quantity over quality (as well as style over substance) so 10k photos means something to me, especially because 9900+ pictures are completely unsuitable for viewing. regardless, it's time to break out the mocktails and call up the german party boys b/c a sausage-fest is in order.

10k sausage festival
figure 1. that's me on the bottom celebrating 10,000 memories

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