young LADIES of the western bikini-clad persuasion
by popular request, i bring you slobbering sacks of hormones another collage of perversion from my time on the perhentian islands. for the lady viewers (read: joann stanford), i included a guy in the collage this time. i'm not really sure what a girl wants to see so i just snapped a picture of any shirtless dude. i'm sure you women will be disappointed, perhaps as much as i was.
and don't thank me, thank the geniuses that developed 20x optical zoom. relax, relax out there. i love those geniuses too, but unlike you, i love them in that reserved way a staunchly heterosexual man loves a lab-coat clad Canon electronics engineer. in short, i say this with every ounce of my manly heterosexuality: they're good people.
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woohoo! to be considered a "lady" is a considerable jump from my isle of lesbo days.
Posted by: joann | June 27, 2005 05:39 PM
come on.. hi res!
Posted by: dennis | June 28, 2005 12:30 AM
crap, did i write joann stanford? i meant joe moukabaa. and really, what's with that extra "a" in your last name, buster? didn't they teach you in demascus junior high that peculiar double vowels are the domain of scandinavians alone?
Posted by: thejerk | June 28, 2005 10:03 PM
Im with denis.... high res man!! =:-D
Posted by: Scubaman99 | July 1, 2005 02:08 PM
just remembered about your page. left perhenthian after 18 days, became one of the locals, farida said i can work at suria restaurant when i come back. how are your travels?
Posted by: joannayourneighbour | July 2, 2005 11:57 PM
were you the one i punched in the ovaries? if so, i hope the black and blues are gone. my warning to you in the future, never mess with another man's hammock.
Posted by: thejerk | July 14, 2005 12:01 AM
look, you have to believe me on this one. i'm doing you guys a favor and when i say you guys, i mean me. the last thing i need is more reasons to aggravate my premature ejaculation problem. and when i say premature ejaculation, i mean immature ejaculation, like the time i jokingly unloaded on my napping friend's back. he walked around at work with a massive stain on his back all day. whew, i love the bean bag nap-a-day dot com culture. good times. good times.
Posted by: thejerk | July 14, 2005 12:02 AM
the last "a" in moukabaa is supposed to make it more exotic. i mean, come on, doesn't everyone hate opening a phone directory and finding all the moukaba names?
there was actually a third "a" at the end, but we just thought it made it look too weird.
Posted by: mr. syria | July 18, 2005 04:33 PM