holy macaroni!

the Miss Universe Pageant 2005 is in Bangkok and as luck would have it, so am i with absolutely nothing to do but pull out the 10x (camera, that is), and go 'a stalkin'.

the pageant site really bites... half the contestants' pictures aren't posted so invariably, i won't have a chosen target for my pictures:

http://www.missuniverse.com/mainevent/index.html

your hard-working correspondent arduously constructed a special page to view all the contestants (w/ available pictures) on one page:

ms. finland looks lovely in her recent high school picture. i wonder if she won prom queen this year.

check out the interviews. in bitch-slap fashion, ms. thailand's accent-less english (more accurately an american/canadian accent), gives an indication as to which continent raised her. even more egregious, in total downward motion bitch-slap fashion, ms. great britain also speaks "the proper american's english!"

i'm liking miss USA's chances.

in an obligatory bid to avoid being labeled racist, i declare that i like ms. ethiopia's chances as well. good luck to you my african queen. there, now i'm off the hook. let us continue with a clean conscience.

i'm betting on ms. India to lose (what happened this year?! they field such consistently "talented" girls every year!). i mean, after seeing her atrocious picture, i almost didn't fondle myself. and wtf is "teckking" as listed as one of her.

speaking of talent, i wonder what thailand's delegate will do for her special talent. if i were to guess.... well, let's just hold our breaths and hope it's not what we think it'll be.

more to come...

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