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why!?

when will these western chinese muslim people understand that they have to cater to my culinary tastes. enough w/ the mutton already! as worthless as chinese food (here it's unsurprisingly called "food") is, i'm dying for some cream of sum yung gai or the long dong (horse meat).

it seems like ages ago in eastern china that i was dining on pu pu platter wearing my galoshes and raincoat (provided by the restaurant w/ every order). and without a working knowledge of the chinese language, ordering off a menu was limited to choosing a numbered dish. for comic purposes, i always chose the #69 which quite often and appropriately was named the "tu can chu."

(thank you, i will be here all the week... hello? is this thing on?)

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