before my 3 gorges river cruise in chongqing, a 60 y/o man beckoned me over to him. i figured he was innocuous enough with his gray beard and ear to ear grin. when i approached him, i couldn't hear what he was saying to me so i went in closer. that's when it happened. he extended his left hand and with a cupping motion, proceeded to engage my testicles in the most gentle yet mentally damaging way possible. i smacked his hand away and proceeded to get his number... the date didn't work out. we had far too different futures.