finally i hauled my overweight carcass out of my house to say hi to my friend, Zuad and her fat li'l man. And while i was over there, i said hi to the baby too. so many overweight Mike's (father, Mike sr. and baby, Mike jr.) under a single roof, one wonders how Zuad deals with the stereo crying and nightly diaper changes, on either jr. or sr.... take your pick.

and here's arguably the cuter of the mikes (certainly the sexier of the two) watching television:

on a side note, that thar's the greatest tv show ever! Wednesdays NBC @ 4:30pm: "Mr. Sack Grabber" (all rights reserved).

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suck on a picture from India

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i'm closing in on my 5th year of continuous travels and like a star that shone too brightly and made the masses laugh (& cry) for far too long, i'm burned out. like an angel, not meant for this earth... i'm destroyed. like a pornographic thespian that's taken one too many in the eye... stick a fork in me.

since february, i've jetted from one beach vacation to another to avoid my traveling and photographic duties. from one of my vacations comes this gem of a photo teaser:

i allow you to click through the above photo to my flickr teaser photos and gawk at my sublime abilities with a shutter. not pictured during these mini-vacations is my sublime ability to eat, gain weight, then do nothing to work the excess kilogram-age off. i'm a fat bastard now. someone, put me out of my misery, please.

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** editor's note **

2 months after the fact, i discovered this story i'd written but never published about Nepal. i suppose that's what happens when your body's riddled with incurable 3rd world diseases. nevertheless, enjoy what appears to be a semi-completed story that i won't take the time to finish.

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i present to you drooling go-kart specialists, the country ending Montage of lovelies. much like the gorgeous women in unpronouncably named eastern european countries, Nepal is the natural habitat of some of the world's hidden gems of good lookin' YOUNG ladies!

unfortunate they're completely untouchable unless by marriage or duped by the illusion of wealth.

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suck it!

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the worst dressed males in the world, just got a little worse.

oh those silly Indian fashion trends. (i'm still waiting for Chia-Pubic hair)

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sure that title would've worked better were the mountain chain actually called the Himaplaya but what can i do, other than possess the strength of 10 men and the superhuman ability to set world records in both the bench press and the clean and jerk. google clean and jerk. you'll not be surprised to see a photo of me wearing both a winner's grin and g-string singlet.

now to the main thrust of the post: to fulfill your FDA recommended mountain viewing requirement, i offer you gorgons some lovely Himalayan action.

the Annapurna Range (from Pokhara, Nepal)

more after the jump

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