as a result of the overwhelming requests from the drooling masses (necessarily male), i present my collage of vietnamese chicks:

(this image was lost by my retarded hosting service)

disclaimer: the girls above are completely unrepresentative of most women in vietnam. they lag noticably behind their southeast asian neighbors in terms of amount and intensity of beauty, not to mention breast size. also, these are pictures i took only in hanoi which contains an above average amount of good looking vietnamese young ladies.

also, on a more general note, southeast asian women need to study the behavior of their western counterparts. panty lines are visible on nearly all women... and some men. please, learn the ways of the thong and we can all live in happiness. one up everyone by wearing no underwear at all (nor pants).

Posted by thejerk at 07:12 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

thejerk.org is now holding tryouts for cambodian girlfriend(s) or wife (wives) aged 18 to 29.

qualified applicant has all of the following:
- speaks poor to reasonable english or korean (o se habla espanol)
- has typical asian-latina look (darker the berry, sweeter the juice)
- is blessed with prominent, semi-spherical buttocks
- no history of mental retardation
- extra points for superfluous nipple
- 10+ years experience server-side java programming in unix environment
- 5+ years experience sql server and/or oracle database administration (will consider mysql skills)
- Microsoft Office Suite proficiency a must
- good personal hygiene (which necessarily means no unibrow)
- large hands
- shorter or equal to 5 foot, six inches

no salary but great benefits (e.g. color television with remote control, hot and cold running water, american citizenship, daily mcdonald's outtings - no supersizing)

ping pong ball tricks a plus. lady-boys and vietnamese need not apply. thai women will be shortlisted.

email or meet in my pants at 11pm sharp.

regards,
the jerk

Posted by thejerk at 11:30 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)