i refrain from calling these peoples Chinese although they live within the borders of China.

i also refrain from saying i'm the greatest sandwich artist in the world because i'm modest and i'd rather not show off my cold-cut stacking abilities. it's a gift from god, really. you couldn't teach these skills if you tried.

(September was a terrible month for thejerk.org posts... i'm trying to make it up now by publishing any verbal diarrhea that comes to mind.)