for those of you who care¹, i've left the country again en route to an astounding 3 more years of international travel. 2003 - 2006 was great but after 3 years of continuous world-wide travel, i decided to take a break at home this summer with the plan of returning recharged in the fall. mission: accomplished. added bonus, i stole myself a digital SLR camera w/ 200mm pervert lens. prepare to be dazzled, you wretched sociopaths.

without further ado, i present the first set of pictures of 2006 as well as the first set of pictures from leg three of my planned 6 year jaunt around the world (and then into the poor-house):

Borneo-rific!

stay tuned to www.thejerk.org for stories sure to make you pull a muscle yawning.

tj

¹or for those of you who don't care or those of you who superficially care but in reality want me to die or for those of you who don't care and want me to die or for those of you who shoe-horn your gargantuan feet into a shoe 2 sizes too small for you