chokin' the chicken (verdict: bloody)
the obvious jokes aside, i'd like to thank cacnipa island for not only providing me friendly monkeys to keep me "busy" but also the chance to slaughter my first chicken. i recall a previous plan to murder a chicken in Laos but unfortunately, that never actually materialized.
the resort boss declared a chicken that no longer lays eggs should be destroyed for its meat so i rolled up my sleeves and declared jihad on the defenseless bastard. expecting rivers of squirting blood, i wore my bathing suit, prepared to run immediately into the ocean, screaming like a 12 year old schoolboy.
rest assured, i didn't just slice its neck (5 times), i also ate him afterwards. 'twas a bit gamey if you ask me.
no more words are needed for the following video. (be patient, the video's about 9.3 MB)
5 slices constitute torture in some non-asian Islamic countries. next time, the head comes clean off with an axe and if you're wondering which diseases i already have, the answer is, i don't know but rest assured you can add chicken flu to the list.
afterwards, during the process of gutting the chicken, we noticed a series of nearly formed eggs ready to be laid... whoopsie-poo.
indeed, where is my tenderness?
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Why must you torment the good village people in the countries you visit with your gorilla shaped man boobs? Haven't they seen enough misery?
BTW, the norwegians like you because you make Yoo Oh-sung look like Kim Jong-il.
Posted by: Sylvie | December 14, 2005 09:53 AM
DUDE.... Pi... AKA Dr Josph Mengele
Next time sharpen that knife... and put a little of your flabby man boob weight in to the slice =:-0
can you imagine what that chicken was thinking????
"why the hell is this guy holding my body..."
"why the hell does this scrawny asian dude keep running that thing over my throat????!!!!"
Posted by: scubaman99 | December 15, 2005 11:00 AM