look, with 3 consequtive posts about the subject, i don't blame you if you think i'm obsessed with this prostitution phenomenon. but i'm not. ok, ok. i can't lie to you. yes, i am.

anyway, if you have a few seconds, take the following prostitution quiz. you'd be surprised the situations i come across every day in the philippines.

which of the following are cases of prostitution:

a) you buy a nice catholic girl dinner on a date then retire to your place for a zesty round of "hide the salami"

b) a half naked lady approaches you on the street then offers you a blowjob. you negotiate it to half her original price then take her home.

c) you meet a girl at the bar then after buying her a few drinks, engage in an activity locally known as "punching the munchkin".

d) a 9 year old girl trips then rips her hymen. at the exact time you walk by her, you accidentally drop a 500 peso bill. she picks it up.

e) you meet a known prostitute. you have consensual sex without the promise of payment. before she leaves, you "tip" her 1000 pesos.

WRONG! they're all cases of prostitution and you will go to hell for thinking anything different!

thanks for playing and i'll see you in eternal damnation!