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now with ginseng!

with all the traveling i've done, i've gotten a bit of understanding of other cultures. some say inherent cultural differences are quaint. i say they're simply backwards and wrong.

take this for example:

segal

inexplicably, steven seagal's movies are wildly popular abroad. i mean, for the love of pete, the guy's got an energy drink named after him. moreover, he's singlehandedly proven that it's possible to base an entire acting career on the ex-cia-special-operative-turned-pastry-chef premise.

most issues in life are never black and white. in this case, however, we can plainly blame the international movie-going audience for extending this talentless ass-clown's career beyond his requisite 15 minutes.

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