just bear with me here, i'm going into keytosis from the unbelievable amounts of meat and seafood i'm consuming on the islands. as a result the old noodle ain't behaving so properly. for those of you that don't quite understand the following blog, it's more of an inside joke than anything else. with that said, "joke" implies humor and i'd say it was funny when i thought of it - kinda that, you had to be there sorta joke. but additionally, maybe the keytosis is effecting my mind. thanks for nuttin', atkins. i'll have my revenge! what? he is? i retract my statement about the late dr. atkins. through your technique, i've shed many pounds while increasing my cholesterol level 4 fold. damn you atkins, damn you!
i was heading to an island called Negros. at the ticket office, i was asked which destination i wanted, negros island or cebu island?

after waiting a week to rattle off this joke, with a snap of my finger and side to side tilt of my head, i finally yelled out, "negros, please!"

i nearly let out a morsel of urine at the anticipation of such a question and weeks of patience has finally borne a bit of internal chuckling by me and me alone. party of one!

in marginally related news, heading to "bad christmas" (malapasqua) island next.