ronald mcdonaldland
if you're like me, you've fantisized about at least one member of the cast of mcdonald's. no, not the pasty overweight deep fry technician at your local mcdonald's. i'm talking about Grimace, the Hamburglar, or even fear-inducing (yet strangely arousing) patron clown, Ronald.
but if you're like me, you've forgotten about castmember birdie. with her supple featherless skin she teases the boys' cocks without a bra while wearing those fuck-me overalls. you have to wonder who pokes birdie in mcdonaldland. does she like the rebellious nature of hamburglar or the kindness of the purple blob. or maybe ronald's red clown nose and size 15 shoes tickle her fancy. you know what they say about hideous clowns with big feet...
my shortpants are getting tighter again.. the rich and famous have an enviable lifestyle. don't hate the playa, hate the game.
what? she is? this just in... birdie is a lesbian. more to follow as details come in.
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