girls: rule #573
look, i'm not gonna lie to you guys... i have a thing for women with flaring nostrils. it doesn't necessarily mean anything deeper, i'm just sharing.
look, i'm not gonna lie to you guys... i have a thing for women with flaring nostrils. it doesn't necessarily mean anything deeper, i'm just sharing.
china has a historical figure named "cao pi"?
why does food look so unappealing in styrofoam? the chinese have mastered the art of food served in unpleasing ways including serving noodle soup in a clear plastic bag.
when will these western chinese muslim people understand that they have to cater to my culinary tastes. enough w/ the mutton already! as worthless as chinese food (here it's unsurprisingly called "food") is, i'm dying for some cream of sum yung gai or the long dong (horse meat).
look, you gotta cut me some slack. the communist government here censors all internet cafes so no usb ports or cd roms actually serve its intended function. in short, i can't upload any pictures. if it's any consolation, the pictures are worthless. i haven't even yet bitten into my first set of chicken feet. that is all for now
if i hear the words feng shui one more time...!!!
food necessarily tastes better if:
1) it arrives sizzling
2) served in a breadbowl (i.e. a hollowed out roll)
3) the person dines in a rotating building
4) served in miniature form (believe me on this one)
5) the meat served is not mutton (instituted as a result of mongolian "cuisine")
wtf!? there's no such thing as mongolian bbq in mongolia! after some investigating, i've learned that mongolian bbq, the smorgasbord of endless meat slabs and intense bowel complaints, is a western fabrication (much like nike sneakers or the moon landing)
why does everyone here yell at each other? chinese appears to be the language of the neverending argument. amazingly though, the people here are incredibly friendly... i've been savagely beaten only thrice in 1.5 weeks and they didn't even rob me of my money on 2 of those occasions! good people
yo sucka mc
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