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March 05, 2007

aileen chentars

for those that don't know me and my sublime academic past, among the gratuitous degrees i've earned, i'm most proud of my phD in racialist stereotyping and cast-iron cookery. my thesis proved beyond any doubt that all chinese people look identical including ethnic chinese that reside outside the motherland.

i recently met an indonesian girl of chinese ancestry that proves beyond any doubt that out of 1.3 billion people, the chinese have at least 1,000 identical twins (is 'twins' the correct word?). you be the judge whether this indonesian (right) resembles my chinese friend from home, A.Chentars.

chentars


and while we're on the subject, it's been proven by modern science so why deny it: white people all look alike. here, my friend Sabrina (from home) matched up with a Swede i met in Kuala Lumpur.

sabrintars

identical? you be the judge.

and finally, my friend Harish along with his exact counterpart:

harish

you can now consider yourself educated in racialist stereotyping. your racialist membership card is in the mail.

October 08, 2006

when irish eyes are ... kinda indifferent to your general existence

originally i wanted to poke fun at the irish with drunk & pasty jokes but i have little interest in blabbing at this late hour. i'll just come clean and admit to my hidden agenda which was to post a few pictures of attractive women. it's mainly intended for the perverts out there because child molesters' turn just as many, if not more pages than the average non-pervert.

look, i need the advertising revenue to fund my wandering lifestyle. and if i haven't thanked you for september's page-turns that resulted in a whopping $0.55 generated, then i do so now. on second thought, allow me to say, i hate you all.

the incomparable dara
she's an irish

kat... she be illin'
she's an irish (too)

dara and kat's sister (i can't remember her name right now - so sorry)
they're both an irishes

the irish should be proud of their darling lasses, almost as proud as they should be of this guy

enjoy the pictures, you rapscallions!

when irish eyes are ... kinda indifferent to your general existence

originally i wanted to poke fun at the irish with drunk & pasty jokes but i have little interest in blabbing at this late hour. i'll just come clean and admit to my hidden agenda which was to post a few pictures of attractive women. it's mainly intended for the perverts out there because child molesters' turn just as many, if not more pages than the average non-pervert.

look, i need the advertising revenue to fund my wandering lifestyle. and if i haven't thanked you for september's page-turns that resulted in a whopping $0.55 generated, then i do so now. on second thought, allow me to say, i hate you all.

the incomparable dara
she's an irish

kat... she be illin'
she's an irish (too)

dara and kat's sister (i can't remember her name right now - so sorry)
they're both an irishes

the irish should be proud of their darling lasses, almost as proud as they should be of this guy

enjoy the pictures, you rapscallions!

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September 23, 2006

introducing nuprin (aka pickleboy)

i've yet managed to jettison this proverbial (sweaty) monkey off my back. not once, not twice but thrice, i abandoned my travel partner at various rest stops and concessions stands in borneo but somehow he managed to reattach himself to me. during my failed initial attempt, a potted plant provided cover when his plane landed from his tokyo layover. needless to say, he discovered me cowering and in the initial stages of weeping onto my shortpants.

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