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we have a new logo!!!!
i needed to make a change to the photoshop file to allow easier editing of the "yellow banner of disease related news". so while i was in there, i made some small enhancements to the color scheme and/or layout.
i rule!
that's it suckers! go back to your mundane lives, not filled with sexy thai women nor the uncanny ability to bench press 470 pounds (and that's w/o creatine, ladies!). i'm huge.
** editor's note **
2 months after the fact, i discovered this story i'd written but never published about Nepal. i suppose that's what happens when your body's riddled with incurable 3rd world diseases. nevertheless, enjoy what appears to be a semi-completed story that i won't take the time to finish.
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i present to you drooling go-kart specialists, the country ending Montage of lovelies. much like the gorgeous women in unpronouncably named eastern european countries, Nepal is the natural habitat of some of the world's hidden gems of good lookin' YOUNG ladies!
unfortunate they're completely untouchable unless by marriage or duped by the illusion of wealth.
suck it!
i need a vacation from India. if i had to lay blame, i'd point a finger at the horrible food, bird flu near calcutta, and wave after wave of swarthy indian men more than happy to voluntarily wag their genitalia in my general direction. i've never experienced a nation such as this filled with so many public urinators in my life!
thejerk.org is going on hiatus while thejerk flies to Thailand for a month of R&/orR (feb 7 to mar 6). upon my return, i should be recharged to face the filth and chaos (and inevitably the plague) that exists only in India.
i may or may not update my site. if you object, you can suck it. if you wish me well in my month of beaches and sexy thai ladies, you can still suck it.
suck it, bitches!!!!