Christmas came a little early this year for you with an exciting release of fotografitti from yours truly. as you enjoy Christmas gathered around your yule log, eating baked duck or urinating on your neighbor's front porch, know that i am on an excruciating 17 hour bus-ride from Nepal to India where the Christmas spirit exists like nowhere else on earth. nothing says happy holidays like swarthy heavily mustached men staring at you for hours on end.

i warn you, there is a dash of nudity in the last picture of this set.

Mongolianische photos!!!

happy Chanukah, you heathens!

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look, i'm preparing myself for my traditional christmas colonic. in other words, i'm busy filling my body w/ toxins to purge at the magic time. so for now, you'll have to live with these teaser photos of Nepal and wait for tales of humorous adventures at a later time. if you're not satisfied, demand your money back.

a couple of local Yutes we met at a village in Nepal that demanded their photos be taken. turns out they were quite the photogenic li'l ladies:

more photo action after the jump

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Nepal is much like India, but with friendly people that don't crap on train tracks in the mornings. I believe that's the country's official tourism catch phrase.

rhino safari action

himalaya action

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