China montage
as per ancient custom on thejerk.org i release a sexy-time montage whenever i exit a country. this time however, i figure you're tired of seeing my usual montage of attractive local females. it's not for lack of talent in China, although the rear end on Chinese women leave a lot to be desired (15y/o olympic chinese gymnasts buttocks are not the norm). i just wanted to try something different.
have some chinese food instead!
eat it!
(or if you'd rather watch the video hit the jump)
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Comments
Pi, you're leaving China already? Thought you were going to swing by Beijing, where I would have treated you to fried insects on a stick and my a-yi (maid) would have hand-washed your underoos.
Posted by: Steven Huang | November 23, 2007 03:39 AM
mouth-watering, yes, but I wants me biz-atches, if for no other reason than I like the idea of you skulking around strange places surreptitiously snapping pix. I've done a bit of that lately, if you haven't noticed, you jerk!
Posted by: apropos | November 24, 2007 10:15 AM
What??? No General Tso's chicken. that's the only Chinese food I eat.
Posted by: mizak | November 29, 2007 12:52 PM
yeah, tell me about it! turns out general tso's chicken is available only in the west, much like pedophiles, eating competitions and anorexia. who would've thunked it?!
Posted by: thejerk | November 30, 2007 08:59 AM