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shottin' bricks! (day four into my illegal Tibet journey)

i'm now halfway to Lhasa (a permit-free safe zone) but each time i pass one of the ubiquitous police checkpoints in Tibet, i unload a fresh batch of last night's kung pao chicken into my already filthy shortpants. today was the closest call yet. the police guy peered into our (picked up a couple chinese tourists) rented van and stared each one of us down, skunk-eye style. luckily my disheveled appearance passed the test and to add some 'english', i hocked a purple-green loogie over the 5.0's shoulder for extra emphasis of my Sino-ocity.

i wonder if the ulcer i'm developing is worth the monetary savings. certainly the landscape is arguably the best i've seen in all my travels - photos to come (of course) - and the tibetan people, despite their never-ending runny noses, some of the friendliest and smiliest folks on earth.

3 more days to go with my hardest challenge, Bayi, a large military outpost upcoming shortly. i'll make sure to wear my extra absorbant adult undergarments for that one.

Comments

Good luck!

Truly, you are the Nelson Mandela of budget travel!

if that's a reference to my dark tanned skin and nobel price worthy traveling style, i say, xie xie.

After reading this post, I drove up to the Sierras and meditated on it from a high, secluded perch. I just returned, and have arrived at this conclusion concerning your illegitimate pilgrimage: kick ass! Next stop: sneaking into Burma and organizing the oppressed Burmese?

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