shottin' bricks! (day four into my illegal Tibet journey)
i'm now halfway to Lhasa (a permit-free safe zone) but each time i pass one of the ubiquitous police checkpoints in Tibet, i unload a fresh batch of last night's kung pao chicken into my already filthy shortpants. today was the closest call yet. the police guy peered into our (picked up a couple chinese tourists) rented van and stared each one of us down, skunk-eye style. luckily my disheveled appearance passed the test and to add some 'english', i hocked a purple-green loogie over the 5.0's shoulder for extra emphasis of my Sino-ocity.
i wonder if the ulcer i'm developing is worth the monetary savings. certainly the landscape is arguably the best i've seen in all my travels - photos to come (of course) - and the tibetan people, despite their never-ending runny noses, some of the friendliest and smiliest folks on earth.
3 more days to go with my hardest challenge, Bayi, a large military outpost upcoming shortly. i'll make sure to wear my extra absorbant adult undergarments for that one.
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Good luck!
Posted by: kasia | October 15, 2007 06:29 PM
Truly, you are the Nelson Mandela of budget travel!
Posted by: apropos | October 19, 2007 10:25 AM
if that's a reference to my dark tanned skin and nobel price worthy traveling style, i say, xie xie.
Posted by: thejerk | October 20, 2007 06:21 AM
After reading this post, I drove up to the Sierras and meditated on it from a high, secluded perch. I just returned, and have arrived at this conclusion concerning your illegitimate pilgrimage: kick ass! Next stop: sneaking into Burma and organizing the oppressed Burmese?
Posted by: Jake | October 20, 2007 01:24 PM