i'm going home.

after waking up in a dumpster one too many times and being to one too many unstimulating countries, i'm a bit sick of it. i've booked a roundtrip ticket home for a couple months where i'll relax and gorge myself on good ol' fashion White Castle hamburgers. oh and i need to pick up some new gear. in essence, this trip home can be accurately summed up as a glorified shopping expedition.

besides, i think the chunky sack's mom misses me. according to her emails, apparently, no one shaves her back like i can. mrs. chunky sack, i'll see you in a few days.

the website will of course continue. i mean, there are people to make fun of in the US&A, right? the travel portion of my site will continue in a couple of months when i embark on my finest adventure yet: lower southeast asia and maybe even iran. i'll finally put an end to what the weapon's inspectors were too inept to do.

oh and on a schadenfreudic note, i'm unbelievably sick again. that should make for the most pleasant 23 hour plane ride i've ever taken. on top of the sickness, my right foot feels like it's sprained. i wish i could claim a sports related injury but instead, my reason is that i went to bed one night and upon waking up, i couldn't stand or walk. joy! oh and my laptop screen is broken again.

it'll be good to be home again.