on a normal day she wears no clothes while her bulbous genitals occasionally engorge during her bimonthly period in estrous. once she's reached 2 years old, i'll propose and we'll spend many evenings dining on insects plucked out of each other's hair.

the other monkey, george, is male but despite my advances, he wouldn't give in to carnal pleasures. he must be a catholic. we spent hours grooming each other and flinging our respective feces at passing resort guests. "george, we'll always have december 3, 'muddy friday'"

because of my new macaque (& balls) friends, i've abandoned my hatred of monkey-kind. most of my previous encounters with primates involved aggression, intimidation and theft of food (and that's only the chunky sack!). peabody's not so much better but at least she represents endless hours of amusement. you can sit and watch her groom herself, fling feces at you or masturbate then you return the favor by forcing her to watch you masturbate. excessively. until it bleeds. left with a ground down stump.