4 months in the philippines. my legs ache. traveling cumbersome. hair grows where hair should not be. not yet a perfect beach. require good thai food, massage, and a "release". send my widow a corsage.

pictures here, shnarf

highlights:

- some white-ish beaches (but less beaches than philippines part 2)
- diving w/ fishies (i.e. all scuba, no muff)
- africans (namibians, south africans, pinays) but not necessarily black
- the perm: a day that will forever live in infamy
- together at last: world's smallest primate & the world's hairiest
- the departure of shlomo and therefore my pictures become 100% less jewish and with 50% less back hair
- Camiguin's Lanzones festival w/ a cameo by the philippines' "pocket president", Gloria Arroyo

i am utterly lost and directionless in life and my forked tongue spews forth only venom. enjoy the pictures!

regards,
sir jerksalot (recently knighted)