curse those ms. universe people! how rude! without consulting me, they just up and left to Phuket (pronounced "pookhet", you ignorami who pronounced it more lewdly) island today. but how can i stay mad when so much nubile flesh is at stake. ms. venezuela, i still love you.

apparently they're yucking it up with the Phuket islanders and sideburn-less sex tourists, most likely of germanian nationality. i'm sure ms. germany 2005 is happy about being surrounded by the worst of her countryfolk.

on phuket, ms. thailand's proudly "displaying" what her country has to offer on the destination that's solely driven by sex-tourism and where success at the end of a drinking night is measured in the amount of baht she costs to take home.

thai chicks, you're better than this (read: take me instead!).