with them go uncountable numbers of atrocities (a few of which are listed here):

harish - on a bus, scalding a thai lady seated directly behind him with seering hot water

chunky sack - "accidentally" hitting the syrian guy's and my face numerous times with various body parts. also crushed a thai man's finger with a sliding van door

syrian guy - desecrating a store's private tsunami relief donation memorial by knocking it and its contents onto the floor. systematically desecrating every toilet in each hotel we occupied with explosive diarrhea.

on the second to last night, i tried to dissuade these 3 dirtballs from getting red light district prostitutes. i'm afraid i failed miserably.

please inform california customs officials. they're carrying many illegal items they've euphmistically dubbed "entertainment" including pirated erotic DVDs and a wide assortment of jellies and salves. i'm not fully sure but i have a reliable hunch that the syrian nightmare stuffed a midget thai lady into his bag.