pizza hut is considered upscale dining here! meals at pizza hut cost nearly 10 times the average person's meal at some local establishment and the decor is remarkable. it's like comparing a fine dining establishment at home to say, mcdonalds. it's amazing that a place that serves such classy items as "twisty bread" and "onion rings" could possibly be considered fine dining.

(god, i gotta get out of this country!)