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where's the happy ending?

i'm at the train station hotel in xining and a girl comes to my door and asks me if i want "anmo." after a bit of arm flailing, i realize it's a massage she's offering.

to my disgust, apparently, the word "massage" has a completely different definition in china! instead of what i'd expected, i actually received a massage! what kind of country is this!? where i come from, when a strange attractive woman comes to your hotel room and offers a massage, it'd better end happily!